First Trimester: Leave me alone, or I’ll puke on you.
Second Trimester: Two Words – McDonald’s Cheeseburgers.
Third Trimester: Due to the 25 pound medicine ball currently strapped to my abdomen, I can only stand at the stove in 5 minute increments. And those increments were all used up on Thanksgiving.
Whilst you may think that this all means that my veggie-hating husband can swim luxuriously in a sea of KFC and Pop-Tarts, I can thank the good folks at Pacific Foods for helping a prego, veggie-obsessed lady in a bind:
Am I the only sometimes-health-nut out there who has experienced the yumminess that is this soup? Its creamy, rich, flavorful – delicious! But the best part? My husband will eat it by the bowlful. Now, before any of you start in on me on how organic soups are BS and too expensive, let me say this: even if you only eat organic here and there, bell peppers are on the list of most pesticide-contaminated foods, so its one of those veggies that are smart to look for in an organic variety. Second: this container still costs less than a Happy Meal, and contains two very generous servings. Coupled with a “made-on-that-white-bread-that-actually-has-fiber Grilled Cheese Sandwich”, you’ve got yourself a well-balanced Veggie Fake-Out meal. Now somebody rub my feet.
Well, the dedicated staff here at My Husband Hates Veggies Headquarters have tabulated the entries, consulted with the crack team at Price Waterhouse, and employed our highly scientific process* in calculating the winner of our first ever My Husband Hates Veggies Giveaway.
So who is the proud new owner of The Lexen Manual Wheatgrass Juicer??? Why its Jessica L., of comment # 16 fame!!!
What was the scintillating prose that put her entry over the top? Read for yourself:
“I’d definitely keep the juicer! I’d love to try out tons of different concoctions! I’m totally thinking tomato, spinach, carrot juice.”
Well played, Jessica L, well played!
Jessica L, look out for your official My Husband Hates Veggies email prize package, coming at you today! To the rest of the contestants, remember, you aren’t losers, you are all winners! You just didn’t win this!
*Husband picked a number between 1 & 25.
That’s right, kids, you heard it here first. The cast and crew over here at My Husband Hates Veggies headquarters is hosting a giveaway! And what’s the prize??? Drumroll please…its the handy dandy Manual Wheatgrass Juicer, by Lexen Products.
To win, all you need to do is leave a comment, along with a valid email address. In the comments, please tell us what you plan to do with your fancy schmancy new juicer. Give it away as a Holiday gift? Set it up next to the coffee maker in your office? Juice your own leafy greens for friends and family this holiday season? One lucky winner will be chosen at random, and it will have absolutely nothing to do with the heaps of praise for this blog you may or may not decide to include along with your comments. See? We’re fair like that.
Comments will be accepted until Noon EST, Friday, November 21st. Contest is open to US residents only. Suck it, Canada!*
*We actually really like Canada. Just not shipping things to you.